Ph3@r ^^3-- M o O n-- Phigure That One Out

[Moony~!]

^{Warning: Some bad examples, foul language, and rude content.}

Alright. Before I begin let's all start off with this, before I even mention my name, I would just like to say I want to teach you the fundamental skills of [glow=white,2,300]READING[/glow] and [glow=white,2,300]WRITING[/glow]

• --The number one rule that I've always /tried/ to keep is- cause and effect. Without cause and effect nothing makes sense, now-
  --Oi. You! Over there to the right, are you talking?
  
  --No? Did I just hear you say no?
  
  --Oh! You were laughing?
  
  --*smiles warmly* Let me make this clear, NO ONE is to EVER speak, giggle, or make a single sound while I'm in the middle of a lecture. Get it? Got it? Good. Kapeesh? Kapeesh.
  --Now let's get back to where we were.. Where was I? Oh. Now, let me give an example.
  [shadow=blue,left,300]Cause:[/shadow] You touch my plate of muffins.
  [shadow=red,left,300]Effect:[/shadow] You're dead.
  
• --I think everyone gets the point. Now fundamental of [glow=white,2,300]READING[/glow] and [glow=white,2,300]WRITING[/glow] number two. Everyone has their own style of writing, where they usually have grammatical and typing errors, comprehension, likes, dislikes, ect. Don't expect everyone to like how you roleplay, and don't expect everyone to roleplay the way you prefer it to be roleplayed.
  --Now, certain standards I understand. Really. For example length, and information. But if you like a detailed post with how the fur moves every second and how the wind blows, perhaps even how the sun glistens on the tree's leaves.. I'm sorry to say but unless you're hecka lucky and find some one up to your 'special standards,' you're the only one that's gonna be doing that. But hear me loud and clear, if you roleplay like this. "'hello, mi name is gogofritzel.' he said he stuck out his paw he meowed im@tiently w8ing for a reply" Don't expect me to say a word to you ever again, that is just.. not roleplaying. Now onto the don'ts that benefit you and your precious soft heart.
  --Don't criticize others because they don't roleplay like you, and don't ever criticize yourself becase you can't roleplay like some one else. By roleplaying like you, I mean in style not standards.
  --Don't beat yourself up because your idol roleplayer hates the way you write, look at your writing and make it yours not a boring reflection of some one else's crap.
  --Certainly though, try to make your roleplay acceptable to a wide variety of people and comprehendable to many others too. If you use huge words all the time that you know by chance or something, try to keep that for the big huge LONG WORD CONTEST we hold every year. *rolls her eyes* I mean seriously, I know exactly how the poor unfortunate souls, that don't know what the words are, feel. It's like, "Cummon already and get to the point, I don't understand a what you're saying and well, I'm glad you know these words, but who cares if no one knows WHAT THEY ARE.
  --I'll probably add more notes later on this section, but for now.. this is it.
  
• --Now onto [glow=white,2,300]READING[/glow] and [glow=white,2,300]WRITING[/glow]fundamentals number three and four put together. If you don't feel like reading, or are distracted most likely no matter how hard you try the words will go INTO your head, surely, but just go right out of the other eye. It's the same with writing. Don't force yourself to write when museless, the words will pop in your brain and come out of your hands into the computer but they'll be just about as good as mouse dung. That was three, and here is four. The final fundamental I'll teach you. As long as the words are understandable, the spelling doesn't matter. You can always change it later and-
  --*slaps hand on the table* Do you want to say something? *glares at you*
  
  --Then quit giggling! Alright, I'm done with you. Send /IT/ to the dungeon.
  
  --Another chance? That's two so far, you think you deserve a third?
  
  --Really? Alright, but I'm a fan of baseball. Three strikes and you're outta here.
  --Well, that was grand. You made me forget where I was. You see, the fundamentals of [glow=white,2,300]READING[/glow] and [glow=white,2,300]WRITING[/glow] were only one of the blank things I wanted to talk to you about. Now I guess onto another part...

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These are things I can absolutely not stand in a person, roleplay, ect. Just warning. Because you should all know I'm a major hypocrite so I don't follow my own advice So for now just listen to my hypocritical pleas for perfection.

• People. I hate people in general. I only love my friends and family. You have to earn your spot on my good side. And mind you, when you get on it there are lots of benefits.
  
• Chatspeak. Get this through your little puny uncapable brain. Lol, I use excessively, and when in a rush brt, brb, or something like that. But that is it. All other times I'm making fun of you guys.
  
• ANYONE rude to my friends. You give my friends a cold shoulder, I give you a cold shoulder, telling off, ect. Just try not to get me into an angry mood. I get sharp, rude, and well... just try not to. I don't care who the flip you are, if the rudeness is uncalled for I'm rude right back. (Doesn't fit my morals)
  
• Nagging people, they tick me right off the bat.
  
• People who come in, claiming to be great then disappear never to return. Then when never comes. They expect us to worship them. Or the other way around, they come and expect us to worship them on sight. (<--- most hypocritical on this.)
  
• People who touch me, hug me, ect when I don't know who they are.
  
• People who look at my plate of muffins.

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Here are things that I AM, a few facts about me, my ways.. and me.

Basics about Me

Newbies Call Me: Moon
Friends Call Me: Mooleh, Mooneh, Moon-chan, Moonie-luff, Momo, Kaar
My RL Name Is: Lydia Ruth ______
My Age Is: Do the research =K
My Height Is: 5'3-4ish
My Weight Is: No idea =.=
My Eye Color Is: A light-ish brown, a more brown & gold based hazel
My Hair Color Is: Brunette
My Hair Length Is: A little past shoulder length, slightly curly.
I Am the Queen Of: ROLEPLAY! POEMS! WRITING! Hating ;D
I'm Titled: What do you think?
Run And Hide When: I start using caps and there isn't the word 'LOVE' meshed in with all the others.


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[Kisa-luff<3]

-cracks up- Ily Moon. I've been lectured. xD

-stares at your muffins and slips an extra one onto the plate-

[Moony~!]

xD I love you too Kisa. I had fun with that. I was a little disappointed when the lecture ended ^-^' Then I got into my deep teachings. Now I get do things about me. My dislikes, likes, and about me.

[tangy]

Thank the lord you wrote this out! I hope everyone reads it ^^
It would be lovely if you could maybe shortly write about some settings in a roleplay that are good to go into detail about and stuff D: I really need it!
If you don't have time it's fine!
-slips in a few more muffins on the plate-

[Moony~!]

=3 Don't worry. Mooleh has plenty of time ^-^ I'll be sure to add that. Thanks for the idea.

[Kisa-luff<3]

I'm glad you had fun with it, I'm not patient enough to write out something that long.

[Shadow]

Very cool, Moon. I had a lot of fun reading that... you're a pwnful lecturer. XD

I should work on my thread... but it hates me.. the HTML and everything.. *backs away from it slowly*

*slips a lime fudge muffin onto plate*

[Moony~!]

xD The HTML hates me too. I just fiddled till it looked good. So far no one has guessed onto what the first two words of the title says.

[Kisa-luff<3]

I figured it out a while ago. Says "Fear me-- Moon Figure That One Out"

[Shadow]

XD I figured out 'Phear' before I saw Kisa's post..

[Moony~!]

Yeah. It's really easy. =P XD It's not really supposed to be hard at all. But I thought it my be commical.

[Kisa-luff<3]

I like it, though. It's like 1337 speak a little. Which I'm apparently one of the few people on Neopets who doesn't have to use a translator to type it fluently or read it fluently.

[Moony~!]

xD I totally stink at it. >.< Terrible at reading AND writing chatspeak.

[Kisa-luff<3]

Would that mean I know a "second language"? xD

[Z]

Yeah... I can read it just fine, it's just typing it that I have issues with... I have to finger peck it... Lol

[Moony~!]

Haha XD Z is the same as me.. with the pecking that is. And yes, Kisa, you seem to know a second language =P

[Kisa-luff<3]

-cracks up- Awesome. xD

[Wispeh-Kins]

xD I lufflies joo Moonleh. I got lectured... >.>

-stares at tray of cookies- Shall I dare?

Other mind: yesh

Main mind: but moonleh will be mad...

Other mind: DO IT

Main mind: but... but... but...

OTHER MIND: DOOOOO IIIIT!!!!!

-runs and takes plate of muffins and gulps dem all down-

[Kisa-luff<3]

Oh my cheezburgers. Wispeh-kins has just triggered the apocalypse. O______O
I'm outta here. -runs-

[Moony~!]

*stares after Wisp* YOU...! *turns in ultra ebil moon* JUST... ATE... MY... MUFFINS! *whips out SG* RAINBOW ATTACK! *blasts Rainbow Attack at Wispeh and runs after her with her time traveling SSMS* *stands in front of Wispeh* I have you now. *-* You have three seconds to give me the same amount of muffins or this rainbow attack will hit you and turn you into nothing *-* (I explained this a LONG time ago.. all the different elements mixing together within the human's body totally messes up the system until POOF! It's gone! xD)